when youre not doing any work in class and the teacher comes over
literally all white people on tumblr
That was so beautiful
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.
watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.
this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!
guess what America should do
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
I don’t wear pants when i sleep. Occasionally just undergarments.
30. How often do you masturbate?
If I feel the need to and am in a situation where it’s okay to do so then sometimes it happens. Not too often but I won’t deny that it does happen.
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
I dont remember this ever having happened so Im gonna go with no.
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
Not really any strong feelings either way.
60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?
Uhh, well I’m a virgin so longest sex session is none, longest masturbation… Huh, I’ve honestly never really timed it, and I’m honestly not sure. My perception of time is a bit wonky as it were.
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you?
Still never fucked.
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
Eh, I’m not really an expert on penises of penetrative intercourse. If youre into that stuff I’m sure it could be? I dont know man.
90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
100. Do you often imagine people naked?
Steam Powered Giraffe The Comic
if u ever feel it’s a good idea to tell me how much you hate something i love:
- no one cares