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Lord of the Awesomeness

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What anon should be used for- allowing an easier way for shyer people to contact fellow users

What it should absolutely not be used for- being a giant purple dickasaraus rex

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gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via fadeintocase)

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lesbeanyweenies:

couldbebetterforsure:

"Aww, look at you trying to be all intimidating….."

"Buddy, do you know what I’ve been through? I got turned to stone, saved the world from destruction, got into a life or death battle with an Entei, saved a Pokemon that can travel through time from a guy with a giant mech, escaped from a Kabutops and Aerodactyl in a city that was about to be flooded, went up against a Groudon reject, survived a tech city gone mad, used aura to save a town and nearly got eaten by a tree, nearly drowned in an underwater temple, went up against Pokemon that control time and space, went into the Reverse World, risked my own existence to save Pokemon God, and helped save another city from destruction…."

"I. HAVE. DIED.”

"But no…You just keep on trying to scare me with your lightning and roaring…"

He doesn’t even look angry or upset or anything.

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Anonymous asked: i don't get fat pride.

thumbcramps:

i don’t get why you think that a human being wanting to be treated like a human being and wanting media consumers and creators to understand that there is more than one type of ‘fat’ and there is more than one reason someone could be ‘fat’ and that ‘fat’ should not be a punchline or a fetish is a problem. i am not proud of my fat, i am only aware of my humanity and the cruelty of people who seem to lack said humanity when it comes to people that are different than them.

now please get the fuck off of my blog.

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via ironedsleeper)

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